Men's Gingerbread Man Roid Rage Christmas Sweater - Green Ugly Christmas Sweater.
Run, run, as fast as you can. Because if this hopped up gingerbread dude catches you, he's going to whip your tail. If you didn't know a simple holiday cookie could look this shredded, you just haven't been playing with the right kind of icing. For a reverse effect on your own abs, immediately find and consume all the gingerbread in a five-mile radius.
Machine wash cold, Hang dry.